Things are going well with Jacob and the ARMY so I have decided to post something lite. No Airborne Dad not lite beer! Lite humor!!
MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were save."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
Well,no, Mob but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
This child has to have a parent in the military!!
Give credit where credit is due. This story stolen from the May/June 2009 issue of Backwoods Home Magazine.
The Shepherd of Hermas - Book I, Vision 3, Chapter 1 - abide as you now do in your simplicity, and you will sit with them, and with all who do their deeds and bear what they have borne.
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